Welcome, fellow students tuning into the latest scoop from the 18th-century Polish-Ukrainian and Lithuanian-Belarusian Congress! President Stanisław August Poniatowski strutted into the Congressional chamber today like a rockstar entering a sold-out venue, locks flowing and all that jazz! Speaker Stanisław Małachowski of the Polish-Ukrainian Representatives, The Secretary of the Interior Michał Mniszech, and Speaker Prince Kazimierz Sapieha of the Lithuanian-Belarusian Congress kicked off with some serious flattery, extending their best wishes to our man Stanisław on his coronation anniversary. Then everybody queued for a presidential handkiss. A bit old-school, but hey, that's tradition!

Post-handkissing, the President hit back with some love for the Houses of Congress and urged everyone to roll up their sleeves for some hardcore legislating for the benefit of the whole Union.

Speaking of hardcore legislating, the hot gossip today was the introduction of this boundary-setting bill for land ownership in Lithuania-Belarus, apparently hashed out in some behind-the-scenes provincial congress. But, drama alert! Some Polish-Ukrainian Reps threw a bit of a hissy fit over it, so the bill’s been shelved for some communal head-scratching.

And that’s a wrap until Monday, folks—same time, same place. Prepare for more political theater on November 28th!

Topics: Arrival of King Stanisław August Poniatowski; Congratulatory wishes for the coronation anniversary; King's gratitude; Collaborative work in unity for the nation's good; Project on limiting properties in the Grand Duchy of Lithuania; Opposition from Crown deputies; Parliamentary session;